Jul 30, 2012

Mail Order Monday - Time to Get Medeival

Medieval War Machine toy mail order Honor House 1956
Medieval War Machine toy (1956)
The days of hard fighting, bitter battles...and poor personal hygiene.

By no means am I an expert of medieval war machines, but I can't say I've ever seen one designed like this. I'm familiar with the standard seige weapons: catapult, ballista and trebuchet. Don't let anyone tell you playing D&D isn't somewhat educational, kids. I know this is only a toy but unless there is some unseen way to adjust the angle of the spear it doesn't seem like there's much control over it except maybe how hard it launches. And if you're flinging giant metal spears, you probably want them going as fast as possible.

This ad really sells the catapult as the be-all, end-all weapon to destroy all your enemies. If you're fighting an enemy that is going to be wiped out by this one siege weapon, you probably didn't need it in the first place. Maybe figures back inthe '50s would get flattened by it, but the figures of the '80s would probably burn it to the tabletop.

They could have at least included some paper targets or plastic figures. On the other hand, what more could you want for $1.25 other than something to torment the family pet and/or siblings from across the room?

Jul 28, 2012

League Post - Show Me The Green

League of Extraordinary Bloggers

This week's League of Extraordinary Blogger's task is our first photo assignment.
The subject: Things that are green

I know more than a few of my fellow bloggers' thoughts turn to Godzilla, the Hulk or maybe even Frankenstein when they think green. Me? It's the Creature every time. 
Which is a little odd considering all his movies were black and white.
Allow me to also direct you to my post on the LEGO Swamp Creature set.

Universal Monster Creature from the Black Lagoon toys
My meager Creature half-shelf
See what other members are posting

Reis at Lair of the Dorke Horde shows of some exclusive undead
Everything's so green over at Cavalcade of Awesome
Newcomer Geek Cultural shows off the land of green

Jul 25, 2012

Hallmark Star Wars Ornaments

Way back in 1996 Hallmark released their first modern Star Wars Keepsake Christmas ornaments. Well, I think they're actually just called Keepsake Ornaments to make sure people that don't celebrate Christmas will still buy them. Every year Hallmark publishes it's Dream Book which showcases most of the upcoming ornaments for the holiday season that will be on sale in stores in July. So it really is Christmas (or your preferred seasonal holiday) in July.
Millenium Falcon Star Wars Hallmark keepsake ornament
Hallmark's first modern Star Wars keepsake. Image from RebelScum.com