Jul 1, 2026

Monthly Media Recap - June 2026

Have yourself a happy, and safe, holiday!
Title links will take you to a trailer.
On with the show...
 
 
Gatchaman Progress
Finally getting back on track, knocked out 5. Currently up to 82
 
Series 
 
So glad this came back but not thrilled with the season only being 6 episodes. Maybe there's more coming? Anyway, the addition of Fred Armesin this go round as a shady casino owner is extra icing on this already delicious show. 
 
Like seeing a couple of old friends and jumping right back into things. Is it just more episodes of Regular Show? Yes! And that's the best praise I can give it.
 
This horror thriller mini series is a slow burn that keeps you guessing if something bad is really going to happen (spoiler alert: it's in the title) or if it's in the main characters head. The burn pays off in the climax with one of the most horrifying scenes I've seen.
 
Guy Ritchie returns to Holmes with his signature style for an extremely entertaining and fun ride. If I could have binged the whole thing in a day, I probably would have. Sherlock is great but Moriarty oozes scoundrel charm when he's on screen. It's got plenty of twists and turns to keep you guessing. 
 
Movies 
 
Don't listen to the whiny fanboys. If you're thinking about seeing this, do it! It's definitely not Superman. It's a bit grungier, for lack of a better word. Kara is not the shining beacon that her cousin is. This is about her figuring out the kind of person she wants to be. Milly Alcock is the best thing about this movie and I hope we get more of her. If you have a problem with Krypto, I can only assume you've never owned a dog or just hate animals.
 
Rating: 7/10 
 
 
 
You Might Be the Killer (2018, Tubi)
Take The Mask from the movie of the same name but replace Loki with Jason Voorhees and you get this quirky, comedic summer camp slasher. It doesn't tackle meta quite on the level of Scream but I have to hand it to them for doing something original. Definitely a must for slasher fans.
 
Rating: 6/10
 
While the first half wasn't as interesting because I didn't know a lot of the movies, I really started getting into horror in the late 90s so there was a lot more here that was familiar to me. It was also fun to see the evolution of the teen slasher post Scream.
 
 
Scream 7 (2026, Paramount)
As much as the original Scream redefined horror, the series has become the very thing those characters were making fun of. It's not terrible but it doesn't feel like it was necessary other than to introduce Sydney's daughter to possibly carry the final girl torch. There are a couple of good kills and I like that the trailer doesn't show the biggest plot point (which ends up being a bit of a let down that they didn't go further with it). I don't get how/why this series keeps going with different people being Ghostface but I'll keep turning up to see what weird hoops they'll jump through to make it happen.
 
Rating: 5/10
 
 
They Will Kill You (2026, Netflix)
I put the trailer here but I'm begging you, don't watch it if you plan to see the movie. This insane melding of Tarantino and Sam Raimi should be experienced blind for maximum fun! This movie is crazy and unpredictable. The cinematography choices are chef's kiss and the fight scenes are as wild as a Saturday afternoon Hong Kong flick!
 
Rating: 8/10
 
I don't know, I didn't love it like a lot of people do. I can't put my finger on it but something about the whole viewing just felt a little off for me, like I was watching a three episode season finale arc condensed into a movie. I will say, the female anchor at the end of the movie deserves an award for her performance.
 
Rating: 6/10 
 
This Month
New: 6  Rewatch: 0
 
Year to Date
New: 40  Rewatch: 1

Jun 17, 2026

TeeTurtle Labyrinth Reversible Plushie

 Somewhat recently, I started seeing ads online for these and thought they were cute. I happened to find them in a local store over the weekend and couldn't pass picking one up. Plus, Labyrinth is seriously under represented in the merch department.
 
 
What you get is exactly what it says on the box: a 3" mystery reversible plushie. There are six in all including the door knockers, Ludo, a Firey, goblins, the worm ('ello!), and Jareth.
 
 
Of course, I'd be happy with whichever one I got, but I just happened to grab Jareth! His alternate form is the snow owl. You could have this on display and it would just be a cute plush owl to the casual person that isn't obsessed with Labyrinth. Turn it inside out and...


 you've got the Goblin King himself! The hair is kind of fun, if not a little weird. He's got the pendant from the movie and they even gave him two different colored eyes.
 

 The extra special icing on the cake was seeing the Labyrinth graphics inside of the box. One of the corners is marked "glue tab" so I think they intend you to be able to easily pull it apart to use as a display.
 
In addition to the other five mystery plushies, TeeTurtle also has larger ones: 4" Didymus/Ambrosius, 6" Jareth/Sarah in ballroom attire, and an 8" Ludo. They also have a whole line of mystery plushies including Sesame Street, TMNT, D&D, and Dark Crystal.

Jun 1, 2026

Monthly Media Recap - May 2025

 I will be talking a little about The Mandalorian and Grogu, but no spoilers, I promise!
 
 
Gatchaman Progress
Slacking this month and didn't watch any. Currently up to 77
 
Streaming 
 
The Boys S5 (Prime)
Great social commentary wearing a cape. It may be the final season but they're still going strong with the over the top gore and gross out moments. They did an amazing job and managed to give a satisfying wrap up. Not sure if we need a prequel spin-off series but I trust Eric Kripke and more importantly, Jensen Ackles will be back so I'll be tuning in.
 
Maul: Shadow Lord (2026, Disney+)
I don't know if anyone thought it was a good idea when Maul showed up alive in the Clone Wars series but they've proved that it was more than just a cheap gimmick. Of course, if you're not up on your Maul history, you won't get as much from this series but it's still really, really good!
 
Movies
 
This is essentially and 80s action hero movie with loads of effects, puppets, and stop motion and I'm here for it. The great things is, they made this so anyone can go see it but they also put in a ton of stuff that will have long time fans doing the Leo pointing meme without it feeling like fan service. The best compliment I can give it is that it's the kind of movie that will get a kid to love Star Wars.
 
Rating: 8/10 
 
 
Night Patrol (Shudder, 2025)
Justin Long continues to make his mark as a Scream King in this bad cops vs street gangs flick with a vampire twist. The action and effects are great. The final act goes a little wonky and doesn't seem sure which direction it wants to go but it's still a good time.
 
Rating: 6/10
 
 
Thrash ((2026, Netflix)
The decent effects put this a notch above the average SyFy Original. The characters are all fairly one dimensional and I was never really rooting for any of them. They knew this storm was coming and didn't leave so that's on them! The ending has a couple of eye roll inducing bits that are more action movie camp than the rest of the movie which just made me sour on it even more.
 
Rating:  4/10, if you want to see this kind of thing done well, watch Crawl instead
 
Continuing on into the 90s, this 6 hour documentary takes a look at some of the iconic horror movies of the time. I LOVED the 80s version of this but this one was a little bit of a slog for me. Not because it was lesser in quality but because I wasn't as familiar with a lot of the movies covered. Still, it was fun and gave me a few things to throw on my watch list. 
 
 
Send Help (2026, Hulu)
Sam Raimi injects his dark humor into this mashup of Castaway and Misery. Rachel McAdams may never be a convincing mousy/frumpy type but she's really great when she goes psycho! I had a lot of fun with this one because it keeps ramping up the crazy as it goes.
 
Rating: 7/10
 
SlashFM (Tubi or free on YouTube)
I was braced for the worst when starting this horror anthology. The opening story is terrible, but thankfully only a little over 5 minutes and is the worst of the bunch. The second segment (I Love You So Much, It's Killing Them) is by far the high point. The rest after that are decent, and short, enough to stay entertaining.
 
Rating: 6/10
 
Anaconda (2025, Netflix)
Not linking the trailer because it gives away some of the best gags in the movie! It probably could have been a little better story-wise but Rudd and Black help make up for it. There's a couple of genuine laugh out loud moments and at the end of the day, it's a perfectly fine movie to turn off your brain and have some popcorn.
 
Rating: 6.5/10
 
This Month
New: 7  Rewatch: 0
 
Year to Date
New: 34  Rewatch: 1