Jul 13, 2026

15th Blog-iversary!

 I tried to find an image of a fun 15th birthday cake to slot in here. Either I didn't look hard enough or there's just some really bland images out there.
 

 I can't believe this thing is still going after 15 years! If you're one of the handful of people reading this, thanks for stopping by. If you're not...let me know how you're seeing this.
 
Here's a look at the Top Ten posts of all time.
 

 Last year, I said I didn't think anything would ever dethrone the top two posts, but I was wrong! 
 
Coming from out of nowhere, the August 2025 Monthly Media Recap jumps in at the number two spot. It wasn't even in last year's top ten! I wonder what it is that made it so popular over the last 365 days? The venerable Andy Gibb poster drops two spots to fourth place. There was a time when he was THE most popular for many years.

Milton Bradley's Flipsider game continues its climb up to seven from nine. And the Addams Family's own Wednesday cracks the top ten with her recent card game. 

Jul 1, 2026

Monthly Media Recap - June 2026

Have yourself a happy, and safe, holiday!
Title links will take you to a trailer.
On with the show...
 
 
Gatchaman Progress
Finally getting back on track, knocked out 5. Currently up to 82
 
Series 
 
So glad this came back but not thrilled with the season only being 6 episodes. Maybe there's more coming? Anyway, the addition of Fred Armesin this go round as a shady casino owner is extra icing on this already delicious show. 
 
Like seeing a couple of old friends and jumping right back into things. Is it just more episodes of Regular Show? Yes! And that's the best praise I can give it.
 
This horror thriller mini series is a slow burn that keeps you guessing if something bad is really going to happen (spoiler alert: it's in the title) or if it's in the main characters head. The burn pays off in the climax with one of the most horrifying scenes I've seen.
 
Guy Ritchie returns to Holmes with his signature style for an extremely entertaining and fun ride. If I could have binged the whole thing in a day, I probably would have. Sherlock is great but Moriarty oozes scoundrel charm when he's on screen. It's got plenty of twists and turns to keep you guessing. 
 
Movies 
 
Don't listen to the whiny fanboys. If you're thinking about seeing this, do it! It's definitely not Superman. It's a bit grungier, for lack of a better word. Kara is not the shining beacon that her cousin is. This is about her figuring out the kind of person she wants to be. Milly Alcock is the best thing about this movie and I hope we get more of her. If you have a problem with Krypto, I can only assume you've never owned a dog or just hate animals.
 
Rating: 7/10 
 
 
 
You Might Be the Killer (2018, Tubi)
Take The Mask from the movie of the same name but replace Loki with Jason Voorhees and you get this quirky, comedic summer camp slasher. It doesn't tackle meta quite on the level of Scream but I have to hand it to them for doing something original. Definitely a must for slasher fans.
 
Rating: 6/10
 
While the first half wasn't as interesting because I didn't know a lot of the movies, I really started getting into horror in the late 90s so there was a lot more here that was familiar to me. It was also fun to see the evolution of the teen slasher post Scream.
 
 
Scream 7 (2026, Paramount)
As much as the original Scream redefined horror, the series has become the very thing those characters were making fun of. It's not terrible but it doesn't feel like it was necessary other than to introduce Sydney's daughter to possibly carry the final girl torch. There are a couple of good kills and I like that the trailer doesn't show the biggest plot point (which ends up being a bit of a let down that they didn't go further with it). I don't get how/why this series keeps going with different people being Ghostface but I'll keep turning up to see what weird hoops they'll jump through to make it happen.
 
Rating: 5/10
 
 
They Will Kill You (2026, Netflix)
I put the trailer here but I'm begging you, don't watch it if you plan to see the movie. This insane melding of Tarantino and Sam Raimi should be experienced blind for maximum fun! This movie is crazy and unpredictable. The cinematography choices are chef's kiss and the fight scenes are as wild as a Saturday afternoon Hong Kong flick!
 
Rating: 8/10
 
I don't know, I didn't love it like a lot of people do. I can't put my finger on it but something about the whole viewing just felt a little off for me, like I was watching a three episode season finale arc condensed into a movie. I will say, the female anchor at the end of the movie deserves an award for her performance.
 
Rating: 6/10 
 
This Month
New: 6  Rewatch: 0
 
Year to Date
New: 40  Rewatch: 1

Jun 17, 2026

TeeTurtle Labyrinth Reversible Plushie

 Somewhat recently, I started seeing ads online for these and thought they were cute. I happened to find them in a local store over the weekend and couldn't pass picking one up. Plus, Labyrinth is seriously under represented in the merch department.
 
 
What you get is exactly what it says on the box: a 3" mystery reversible plushie. There are six in all including the door knockers, Ludo, a Firey, goblins, the worm ('ello!), and Jareth.
 
 
Of course, I'd be happy with whichever one I got, but I just happened to grab Jareth! His alternate form is the snow owl. You could have this on display and it would just be a cute plush owl to the casual person that isn't obsessed with Labyrinth. Turn it inside out and...


 you've got the Goblin King himself! The hair is kind of fun, if not a little weird. He's got the pendant from the movie and they even gave him two different colored eyes.
 

 The extra special icing on the cake was seeing the Labyrinth graphics inside of the box. One of the corners is marked "glue tab" so I think they intend you to be able to easily pull it apart to use as a display.
 
In addition to the other five mystery plushies, TeeTurtle also has larger ones: 4" Didymus/Ambrosius, 6" Jareth/Sarah in ballroom attire, and an 8" Ludo. They also have a whole line of mystery plushies including Sesame Street, TMNT, D&D, and Dark Crystal.