Apr 30, 2012

Mail Order Monday - Master Makeup Kit (1981)

This ad from 1981 seems pretty straight forward at first look.
A. Clown - The only time kids should be dressed as a clown is for Halloween, because clowns are creepy. Short clowns are even creepier. I'd guess I never once pretended I was a clown when I was a kid. Unless it was the Joker...

B. Indian - Ok, kids do (or did) play cowboys & indians. This one gets a pass.

C. "Black Face" - I guess they didn't want to call it "Jungle Man", "Voodoo Priest" or "African Native"? Seriously though, that would never fly today.

D. Monster - Monsters are cool

E. Black & White (Disco) - Disco?! Dude, if KISS saw this they would come down to your office and rip your face off.

F. Chinese - What exactly comes in the makeup kit to make you look Chinese? And why is it the only girl?


Apr 27, 2012

Friday Funnies - Dexverse Issue #4

Thanks for picking up issue #4 of the Dexverse where I tell you about various characters I've created for supers themed MMOs. I know the premise sounds lame but hopefully it's entertaining!

This week we'll be talking about a young girl that's not quite right in the head. She talks to stuffed animals, hears voices and carries a huge sword. Her name is Alison Wonder...at least that's what she calls herself.

Ali escaping the mental ward
Doctors aren't quite sure what happened to Ali to cause her psychotic break or how long she has been in this state. The real truth is she's totally sane but from another dimension. She's sort of trapped between worlds. She is present here but still can communicate with her home plane, only no one else can see/hear what she does which is why she was locked up originally.

Ali poses with "Chesh"
One of the content updates for City of Heroes included lots of anime/manga influenced costume items. Originally she was just going to be a generic butt kicking schoolgirl but after putting the costume together, the full character idea made itself apparent to me. She does have a small stuffed Cheshire cat sitting on her shoulder that she regularly talks to, of course no one else can hear it talk back to her because they're not attuned to the same dimensional energies.


Ali is what's called a Tank, a character that engages and holds the enemy's attention. Because of this, she's highly resistant to damage. She also carries her "Vorpal blade" that she swings with reckless abandon while yelling "Snicker Snack!"

Apr 26, 2012

The League: When I Was 12

The League of Extraordinary Bloggers is celebrating its 12th week with an interesting challenge.
Grab Rufus and head to the phone booth, because this week, we’re going back in time! Dial up the year you turned 12, and revisit the last official year of your “childhood.”
While posts to the weekly topics are always varied, I think this week will be especially interesting because we weren't all 12 at the same time...well, I'm guessing most of us weren't. By the way, if you didn't get the "Grab Rufus and head to the phone booth" reference above, you need to see Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure!